The misadventures of an ordinary guy on his quest to accomplish extraordinary things. Enjoy.

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Real shit I just want to cut right now buttI’m probably going to ktfo damn.

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50 Cent - 21 Questions (feat. Nate Dogg)

If I ain’t rap cuz I flip burgers at Burger King
Would you be ashamed to tell your friends you’re feeling me?
In the bed if I used my tongue would you like that?
If I wrote you a love letter would you right back?

Would you love me if I couldn’t afford to dress well all the time and I only had a couple pairs of shoes and you didn’t know I could flow like a beast?

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  • Question: How do you deal with haters? - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    I think it’s important to differentiate between someone who’s simply hating for the hell of it and someone who genuinely dislikes you or something about you for valid reasons. To do that you really just need to be able to take a step back and be honest with yourself about whatever you’re being judged on. If there’s something valid about their claims then it’s an opportunity for improvement. If not then don’t worry about it and just keep doing what you’ve been doing.

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Drake - Shot For Me

I can see it in your eyes, you’re angry
Regret got shit on what you’re feeling now
Mad cuz he ain’t like me
Oh you mad cuz nobody ever did it like me

It’s not as simple as finding an attractive guy that goes to school but you won’t see that until later. And I just sat in a car with a couple of people last night and listened to this entire album. I said it before and I’ll say it again, Take Care is a classic.

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Pros

  • Smart
  • Good work ethic
  • On a diet
  • Stable exercise routine
  • Dope flow
  • Confident
  • Serious when needed and easy-going when not
  • Stable income
  • Enjoys shopping
  • Sincere
  • Always down for whatever when not already busy
  • Enjoys romantic comedies
  • Doesn’t tell people about intimate details

Cons

  • Short (5’5” w/o shoes)
  • Cocky at times
  • Known to bail last minute on plans if something better comes up
  • Hard to work around time schedule at times
  • Doesn’t dance unless drunk
  • Doesn’t live on phone so may respond late
  • Hard to read unless you’re straightforward
  • Doesn’t tell people about intimate details

Me, in a nutshell.

  • Question: How many shoes do you have? - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    Around 30-ish pairs? I stopped counting.

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Outkast - So Fresh, So Clean

Ain’t nobody dope as me, I’m dressed so fresh, so clean
Don’t you think I’m so sexy? I’m dressed so fresh, so clean
Ain’t nobody dope as me, I’m dressed so fresh, so clean
I love when you stare at me, I’m dressed so fresh, so clean

Neckbreakers all day, every day. I don’t like school but the kicks make the semester better.

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  • Question: not the best compliment ever. -___- - itsjustjustine
  • Answer:

    I think having sex with you would be a great treat for me” is totally the best compliment ever. Way better than old cliches like “I like your style” or “I think you’re pretty” or “I think you’re smart.” Who wants to be told that they’re attractive or intelligent or that they dress well when there’s anonymous pervs out there who are dtf?

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You didn’t want me then. You want me now. You’re going to want me more later. Things change. People change. You work hard, the payoff’s big. You slack off and you end up with little. There’s exceptions but that’s generally how it goes. I’m doing good. I’m going to keep doing good until I’m doing great. Dream big but work hard or don’t expect shit. At least you’re pretty, right? Ha. K, I have things to do.

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Dom Kennedy - Love The Future

It go camera, tripod, I ain’t got much time, huh?
All these things I go through just to get up in your mind, huh?
You know what you want girl: you wanna be mine, huh?
I have to admit that you oh-so heavenly fine, but
Black clouds show up and that extra love slow up
And I wish that we were kids, why we even have to grow up?
I was cool before you showed up then I told my nigga “whoa”
That’s my future girl right there, go ask her if she know

Your future life is right here baby. [;

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